Trouble Maker [Go Away sequel] Part 1

Kyuhyun’s POV (ofc)

It’s a nice, warm day in the month of april here in Seoul. The weather suddenly got warm after a blast of annoying ass thunderstorms. And I finally arrived at the SM building whose entrance is nearly blocked by cars.

I open the door, and you’ll never guess who i see.

“Zhou Mi-shii!” I yell.

“Kyuhyun-ah!” he asnwers, hapily hugging me.

“What brings you here?” I ask him.

“I have a meeting with teacher Lee Sooman.”

“Me too!” I say. Weird….

“What time is your meeting with him at?” he asks me.

“Now, at 2PM.”

Zhou Mi blocks.

“Okay now he either scheduled it wrong-” I start saying.

“Or he wants to meet both of us.” Zhou Mi finishes for me.

“I hope it’s not the first thing…I have nowhere to go…” I say.

“What do you mean?”

“I live near the SBS studios, they’re quite far away from here and from the nearest subway station…” I reply.

Zhou Mi nods.


“Well then let’s go inside!” I say.

And we go up the stairs and arrive into a long hall which has a closed balcony with red couches and a door right at the end.

Zhou Mi and I sit down on one of the red couches and stare at the pretty view on the windows. I can see the Namsan tower from here…which reminds me that Zhou Mi and I used to go there a lot to pratice singing. We should go again sometime…since we finished college we haven’t seen each other that much. He finished before me and moved into a tiny apartment somewhere in Seoul and left me studying for the exams. Oh wait, I actually didn’t take that many…anyways, seeing him again after so long feels weird.

“Kyuhyun-ah…” Zhou Mi mutters..

“What?”

“What about a dinner at the Namsan tower tonight?”

“Only the two of us?”

Zhou Mi gasps. I think he knows what i meant…

“What? Did something happen between you and Qian?”

“Not really…she was hired as a choregrapher at SM and i barely see her. We haven’t gone out in ages.”

That’s sad.

“You’re so unlucky it makes me sad.” I tell him.

Zhou Mi laughs.

“What are you two doing there?” teacher Lee Sooman says, coming out of his office.

Holy sh-

“Oh, we’re sorry!” we say, getting up and bowing.

“It’s okay, you haven’t done anything bad. Come in!” he says.

YES! He finally turned around. Now i can laugh my ass off at his voice. Zhou Mi joins me a few seconds after. I don’t think he knows why I’m laughing…

Teacher Lee Sooman’s office is huge! But not like that man’s in Skip Beat, and it’s decorated vintage style (ew.). We sit down on the couch facing his desk and then we watch him sit down.

“I called you two today…” he starts saying.


Zhou Mi-ah, for the love of God, please punch me. Why? Because I couldn’t help bursting in laughter when he started talking.

“What?” teacher asks me, seeing that I’m laughing.

“I’m extremly sorry, teacher…I suddenly remembered a part from last night’s Gag Concert.” (-> Korean comedy show)

Now I really hope he won’t ask me about any part of it, I haven’t watched it in ages.

“Oh, alright.” he replies.

Huh, I’m safe.

“So I called the two of you today to ask you something.” teacher says.

“What?” we both ask.

“I really like your voices and I can’t just forget you two. I thought a lot and I have some ideas.”

“Like what?” I ask.

“First, you two can debut as a group based on ballads.”

The two of us together? I don’t know about that…

“Or Kyuhyunie can be a vocal teacher and our Zhou Mi can be a writer for our artists.”

The duet thing doesn’t sound bad at all…

“We’ll debut together!” Zhou Mi and I say at the same time.

“Good, the two of you seem to have a tight bond. You won’t mind living together, right?”

“We already live separatedly…” I tell him.

“Of course. Your two live with your parents, right?”

“No, we’re both quite old…Zhou Mi is 26 and I’m 24. Plus Zhou Mi’s parents are in China. We just live alone in apartments.”

“Paying rent?” he asks us.

“Yeah.” both of us say.

“Is is expensive?”

“Yeah…”

“Well I have a 2-room dorm available for the two of you.”

Zhou Mi and I look at each other.

“Alright…”

“Good. Well, all you have left to do now is to sign the contract. I’ll ask Inwhan to give you the key and the address of the dorm and you can go look and then move.”

This fast?

“It’s really close to here, you can just walk, it’s only a few streets.” teacher Lee Sooman adds.

Zhou Mi and I look at each other and then nod.

“Inwhan-shii, give the boys their key and the address.”

Teacher, Zhou Mi and I are adults, not 5 years olds.

Inwhan gives us our key and we leave.

“83 Apgujeong-dong, Gangman-gu… Zhou Mi-ah…how the heck do we get there?”

“Well, teacher says that it’s only a few steets away.”

Zhou Mi-ah…your Korean didn’t improve a slight bit.

“But in which way?” I ask, starting to laugh, making Zhou Mi laughs as well.

It’s the “we’re screwed” laugh.

“Wanna go shopping?” I ask him.

“Fuck yeah!” he replies.

I did not expect that.

“Myeongdong or Dongdaemun?” I ask him.

“I haven’t been in Dongdaemun in a while…” he replies.

“Dongdaemun it is.”

And we go towards the subway station since it’s quite far away. Zhou Mi didn’t change much these two years. His style is still the same; now he’s wearing a red t-shirt and light blue skinny jeans which might seem normal but he paired them all up which hipster glasses and some red tennis shos. Meanwhile I changed a lot. I can’t tell how, but Sungmin hyung keeps saying so so i just believe him.

We take the subway quietly and wait until we get there.

“Zhou Mi-ah…you’re too quiet.” I say, breaking the silence.

“Well, we haven’t seen each other in a while…” he says, laughing loudly.

Half of me missed his loud laugh while the other half didn’t.

“Did you make new friends or something?” I ask him.

“Not really…I’ve been hanging out with Amber a lot these past few months.”

“Amber?”

” A trainee at SM whom i met at random one day. She’s really nice.”

“Is she American?”

“Yeah, but we speak Chinese to each other.”


Interesting…

“What about you?” he asks me.

“I hung out with Donghae and Eunhyuk a lot after you graduated, but I felt like a third wheel many times.”

Zhou Mi laughs. Damn you, that is NOT funny.

And we arrive to the station and walk to Dongdaemun. Now i realized I haven’t been here in a while either.

We start looking around the cosmetic stores – Zhou Mi has an obsession – and go inside one of them/

“I have to get a new BB Cream!” I yell when i see one.

“You use BB Cream?!” Zhou Mi asks me.

“Shut up, you use it too!” I say.

We both laugh and try to pick one. To those who don’t know, BB Cream is a type of foundation for oily/blemish-prone skin. (but how do you not know?!)

After I get one, we go towards the clothing section, when…


“Yah!” I say.

You will never guess who i can see.

“Qian!” we both say.

But she’s not alone.

[Go Away] Chapter 7 – Qian likes romantic stuff (Finale)

Zhou Mi-ah, I’ll kill you when i see you in music class today. Unless i get to see you before.

“What is it now?” I answer the phone half asleep.

UNLOCK.YOUR.DOOR.” he says, clearly angry.

“Alright, chill…” I say, hanging up, getting up and unlocking the door, then opening it.

And a mad Zhou Mi appears in front of me.

“Come in…” I say while yawning.

Zhou Mi comes in and sits down on a chair facing my bed.

“What’s wrong?” I ask him after sitting down on my bed, rubbing my eyes.

“Why did you kiss Qian?”

“I DID WHAT?!” I say.

Omo noona, we kissed again….

“What, you didn’t know?”

“I was drunk, Zhou Mi-ah, i didn’t know what i was doing. My head hurts.”

Zhou Mi scratches his head.

“Fair enough” he says.

Well that’s a relief, I can’t imagine “breaking up” with Zhou Mi. I might seem cold, but I care about him a lot (wait what?). Now that I started thinking about it, I like Qian. We kissed two times which she doesn’t even know, but I like her. The problem is that Zhou Mi likes her too…

“Kyuhyun-ah, do you like Qian?” he asks me.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING READ MY MIND???

“Honestly.” he adds.

“I do.” I asnwer.

Zhou Mi nods.

“Me too.” he says.

WHAT A SURPRIZE!!

Now what?

“What do we do know?” he says.

I lay down on my bed and stare at the celling.

“Either one of us gives up…” he says.

“Or she picks one of us.” I finish for him, and he nods.

“Seriously, what should we do?”

“Sungmin hyung is great at giving advice….should i call him…?” I ask Zhou Mi.

“Go ahead.” he says.

I take my phone and call hyung.

“Yoboseyo? (=hello) Sungmin hyung says.

“Hyung, I’m in trouble.” I tell him.

“You and Zhou Mi both like Victoria.” he says.

“How the heck did he know?!” Zhou Mi says.

“What do we do hyuuuung??” I ask him.

“I think you should let her choose.” he says.

“And no matter what, keep our friendship.” I add.

Zhou Mi, showing a cute smile, nods in agreement.

“Exactly. Se? It’s all solved. Don’t fight though, as long as she’s happy you two should be happy too.”

“Thank you hyung!! I owe you soooo much!”

“Don’t worry, you helped me a lot in the past too. Have a great day! I’ll end here, I have to go to work!” he says.

AT THE CAFÉ~

We were having breakfast, minding our own business, when….

“Zhou Mi, Cho Kyuhyun and Victoria Song, come to the principal’s office.” the announcer or whatever said.

Everyone looks towards us.

“Call Qian!” we say at the same time.

“You call her!” I say.

“Alright.” Zhou Mi says, taking out his phone and calling her. “Jie jie, we have to go to the principal’s office” he tells her with a sudden high-pitched voice.

I show im a jealous face and his voice returns to normal.

“I know, I’m on my way, see you guys there!”

And they hang up.

We finish breakfast and go to the principal’s office.

“Why do you think he told us to come?” I ask Zhou Mi.

“I don’t know, we haven’t done anything bad…then he must have something to tell us.” he says.

“Like what?”

“Well, we supposely got into SMent, maybe he’ll talk to us about it and stuff.”

I nod.

“What date are we in today?” Zhou Mi asks.

“I think…february the 1st.” I asnwer.

“Damn it!” he says, stomping his left foot. (then grabbing his ankle, it probably hurt LOL sucker)

“What?”

“Tomorrow’s Qian’s birthday.”

“Cool. Mine’s right afterwards. Let’s prepare a party then!” I tell him.

“What kind of party? Where? And…when??”

“What about a party in that club nearby Sungmin hyung’s bar? A friend of his runs it and we can get a party there for less. Plus, it looks cool.”

“I was thinking about something else…”

“Like what?”

“A few years ago, before Hangeng appeared, I wanted to prepare a special birthday party for her, but I didn’t have enough money and she also ran away with Hangeng ge.” (ge/gege = older brother, like hyung in korean.)

So he liked her a lot since then, but this Hangeng guy stole her from him. But he still likes her…interesting.

“What did you want to do?” I ask him.

“I wanted to rent a boat and have a romantic dinner with her.”

I laugh.

“What? I was in love with her!”

Zhou Mi-ah…did you use past tense on purpouse?

“How old were you?”

“About 16.”

“Seems legit.” I say. “So you want to do it now?”

“Kind of. But I don’t want to hate me, nor I want to hate you – if she picks you instead or something…”

“How do we make her choose though…we can’t just ask her…” i say.

“We can ask someone to ask her for us.” he says.

“You’re a fucking genius!”

Zhou Mi shrugs happily.

“What about asking Donghae and Eunhyuk to do it?”

“Perfect. Let me call Donghae” he says, taking out his phone.

“Donghae-ah…”

“-ah”? doesn’t work with his name, Zhou Mi-ah….

“Ye?” (=yes.) Donghae cutely answers.

“Can I ask you for a favor?

“Sure, anything. Except killing someone.”

We both laugh.

“Can you ask Qian something for us?”

“Sure. What is it?”

“Ask her who she likes more between me and Kyuhyun-goon.” (-goon is used for younger guys)

“I already did!” he said.

He already asked her?!

“And…what did she say?”

“Well…” he starts saying, but sighs and stops for a few seconds. “She would like Kyuhyun as a boyfriend and you as a best friend….” he finally says.

Oh….

“Okay…thanks, talk to you later!” Zhou Mi says, hanging up. Yeah, he’s clearly sad about it… “I have to go Kyuhyun-ah, I have a class. See you later!” he says, leaving quickly.

He doesn’t have any classes at 9AM….wait. I’m still in my jeans, shirt and sweater i wore last night. And Goood, i stink. I should take a shower.

Now I’m really confused…I should rather be happy, because Qian might have fell in love with me, but Zhou Mi has been in love with her for so long yet she never gave him any chances…ah, I don’t know.

After I took a shower and changed, I went to the cafeteria to have breakfast. (an actual one)

The first thing i saw was that “our” table was empty. Suddenly remembered that me and Zhou Mi always have breakfast at that table, since neither of us has morning classes. Him leaving like that is not a good sign. God, I’m feeling lonely.

“Kyuhyun-ah, are you okay?” a soft voice asks me.

I turn around and….It’s Qian. Honestly, I was hoping for Zhou Mi.

“Oh, yeah…sit down!” I say.

Qian cutely sits down, smiling brightly.

“I don’t believe you.” she says, and her smile suddenly vanishes.

“Don’t worry, I’m alright. I…..think I’ll go get some food, I’m starving.” I say, quickly getting up, avoiding her eyes.

“Get me a chicken salad then.” she cutely says.

That’s a relief, she was just joking around. When I came back with our salads (lol I got a salad too because I have the worst fucking memory in the world and i forgot what i wanted to get), Qian was trying to call someone who kept hanging up.

“Who are you trying to call?” I ask her while putting down our salads and sitting down.

“Zhou Mi.” she says.

Oh…

“Have you seen him today?” she asks me.

“No.” I lie. Honestly, that just quickly came out of my mouth, I don’t want to be a suspect for his death since “I was thelast person to see him”… Okay, that was a joke. A bad, bad joke.

“He won’t answer his phone…will you try calling him please?”

“Sure.” I say, taking out my phone. I kinda hope he asnwers…

And it keeps ringing and ringing…but voice mail answered instead…

“He probably turned it off.” I say, putting my phone back in my pocket.

Qian sighs again.

-FLASHBACK-
“Kyuhyun-ah, what do you do when you’re sad?” Zhou Mi asks me, finishing his 2nd bottle of Soju (=Korean alchoolic drink, it’s like Vodka for Russians.).

“I listen to happy songs or trot because it makes me laugh.” I answer. “What about you?”

“I usually sit down and watch the Han river.”

“Where?”

“About 200m-west from the bridge. It’s not always the same place though, I sometimes forget it and just sit on a bench…”

-end of flashback-

“I have to go, Qian, see you later.” I say, grabbing my jacket and quickly going out.

“But…your…salad…” I hear her saying.

Damn, my stomach is growling. I’m fucking starving. Oh well, I’ll eat a lot once I’m done with this.

I quickly jump into a taxi and ask to be taken to the Han river (park). I think i know where Zhou Mi is.
Oh wow, that sounded dramatic. Like a spanish drama or something. I don’t watch spanish dramas, lol…i have no idea how i know that.

As I get there, I quickly pay the driver and run out of the car, towards the bridge.

“There you are.” I say to myself, seeing him sitting on the snow. I run towards him. “Yah.” I say.

He turns around, but turns back when he sees me.

“Yah, what made you come here? Was it me? Well then you can hit me.”

He turns back and raises his eyebrow.

“Okay, the hitting thing was a joke. Seriously, what is it?”

He stands up and walks pass me like I’m not even here.

“Yah…YAH!!” I scream after him, but he doesn’t react.

He jumps in a taxi and leaves.

“Mianhae, chingu-yah…” I say, tearing up. (=I’m sorry, my friend.)

The heck am i doing? Am I crying right now? I didn’t know I cared about him this much…wait, that sounded REALLY gay.

I can see Sungmin’s bar…well, I should go and talk to him. Oh, that’s the sound of how fucking hungry i am. Hopefully he can give me something to eat, i don’t even know what happened with my salad.

I enter his bar, and he greets he cutely while serving someone some wine.

“How come you came this early? Have you had breakfast?” he asks me when I sit down right in front of him.

“I almost did…” I say, quickly wiping off my tears.

“Kyuhyun-ah…did you cry?”

“What? No….” I say, laughing.

“Don’t lie to me.”

And I stop laughing.

“Hyung…Qian likes me more than Zhou Mi…”

“And he knows, and got upset, and you got upset too. I understand.”

HOW THE HECK DID HE KNOW??

“What do i do now, hyung?” I ask him.

WAIT! Zhou Mi wanted to do that dinner thing…

“Hyung, do you know anyone who works at the docks whom i can rent a nice boat from?”

“The heck’s wrong with you? Wait, i do know someone…”

“Hyung, you’re good at decorating stuff…can you help me with something?”

“What?”

“Decorate a boat for a romantic dinner, more birthday themed though.”

Yes, I wanna do that.

NEXT DAY EVENING~

Okay, right now, I am hiding behind some barrels at the docks here in Incheon, waiting for Qian and Zhou Mi to show up. I made some letters for both of them and wrote a date and a place for them to meet up. But I obviously didn’t sign them, they don’t even know they’ll meet. I’m not sure if they’ll come though…

Oh! I see Zhou Mi…

“Omo…who did this?” he says to himself, looking at the boat.

I quickly take out a piece of paper and a pen and write something for him, then i throw it right on his head. (headshot!!)

“Hm?” he says, turning around and picking up the piece of paper. “When you see her, act like you did all of this if you don’t want to ruin it.” he reads it out loud.

He looks up, a little suspicious.

And there she is…

“Zhou Mi-jie?” she says.

And he turns around and smiles at her.

“Happy birthday!!” he cutely tells her.

“Did you do this?”

“Remember that I wanted to do this years ago?”

“But your love for me didn’t change all this years and you did it now…”

I feel like I’m a watching a drama filming and I’m the director. God, I feel proud.

And Qian runs up to him, tip-toes, and….KISSES HIM! This is so romantic :’)

But i destroy it all, by falling onto the barrels and making a loud noise.

“You can’t see me…” I say, quickly running out of their sight.

   THE END~~

[Go Away] Chapter 6 – “Qian likes to drag me around”

“He’s a close friend” she answers.

Qian noona, WE KISSED. Oh wait, she doesn’t know.

Qian grabs my hand and walks towards the piano with me. The two guys whose name i still don’t know come towards the piano and look at the song.

“Zhou Mi wrote this?” one of the guys asks.

“Yup.”

“Wait, we didn’t introduce each other!” Hyukjae says. “I’m Eunhyuk.”

Qian called him Hyukjae…

“I’m Donghae.” the other one says.

“Kyuhyun 입니다.” (=imnida, he basically introduced himself.)

“Zhou Mi talked to us about you! How were the brownies?”

“Really good!” Qian says happily.”

Donghae and Eunhyuk look sweetly at each other.

“Can you play and sing this?” Donghae asks me.

“Yeah.” I say and start singing the song.

Donghae and Eunhyuk listen carefully.

“You guys will win!” Donghae says, clapping his hands, once i finished singing.

“Yeah, right…let’s hear yours!” I say.

The two of them look at each other.

“We can’t play it here…” Donghae says while scratching his head.

“Then just sing it…”

“Is it okay if we dance too?”

“Go ahead.” I say.

♪♫떴다오빠  chorus ♫ ♪

“We’re fucked.” I say after watching Donghae and Eunhyuk’s performance.

Qian laughs cutely.

“We might have a better song…” Qian says.

“Yeah, but they have a dance. Created by them. Bitches love dances.” I say.

Donghae and Eunhyuk laugh loudly. Eunhyuk has a high pitched 흥흥흥흥흥 laugh and Donghae’s laugh is so silent i barely heard it.

“He reminds me of Heechul hyung.” Eunhyuk says, trying to stop his 흥흥흥흥흥 laugh while covering his mouth.

“Who?” Both me and Qian say.

“He’s a sunbae of ours, he entered JYP two years ago and had some collaborations with Jinyoung (JYP) hyung. He changed his name to Heenim.”

“That explains a lot.” Qian says, making me laugh.

“Where’s Zhou Mi?” Donghae asks.

“He’s having an exam.” I tell him.

“And when will you guys record the song?” Qian asks.

“After.” I say quickly.

“Eunhyuk-ah!! It’s 2PM, we’re missing a class!” Donghae says after looking at his watch.

The two of them quickly run outside and leave Qian and I all alone.

It’s awkwaaard….

“You should try singing the whole song, Kyuhyun-ah.” Qian says, breaking the silence.

She’s talking informally…(she should’ve called me Kyuhyun-shii. Using -ah instead means that she’s comfortable with me)

“Alright.” i say without looking at her.

Qian tilts her head towards me, and smiles at…my face.

(After I sang)

“Wow…” Qian says amazed, cutely clapping her hands. Your voice is so beautiful!”

“Thank you.” I say, still not looking at her.

I can feel my face get red.

Can you sing one more song, please? Your voice is so beautiful i just want to keep listening to it!” Qian says, making my face get completely red.

“Ummm…”

Qian tilts her head towards me again with a warm smile on her face.

“What song do you want me to sing?” I ask her, still not looking at her.

“What about…” she says, taking Zhou Mi’s papers and picking out a song.

“Hmm…this one!”

She points to a song called “Confession”. Oh man, is she doing this on purpose?

“Ok…” I say, starting to play it.

(singing again…)

♪♫ 고백에에에에~~..사랑한다고~♫ ♪ (=confessiooooon~~..i love you!)

And this song is finally over. God, even his songs are cute.

“Wow that was soo good!!” Qian says clapping her hands.

“Thanks” I say getting all red again.

“Your face is so red, Kyuhyun-ah!” Qian says grabbing my face with her hands.

Omo noona…just touched my face…

“It’s burning! You have a fever, Kyuhyun-ah…” she says, putting her soft hands under my bangs, on my forehead.

“No wonder I didn’t feel well this morning…”

“But your voice sounded perfect! How can you sing so well when you have a fever?”

나 이런사람이야!!” i sing. (=I’m that kind of person, line from DJ DOC’s song.)

Qian starts laughing loudly.

“얘들아!!” (=kids!!) Zhou Mi screams, bursting into the instrument room but hesitating once he sees us laughing and stuff.

“Zhou Mi-ah!” I say.

“What are you two doing?” he asks, coming towards us.

“Practising.” I say.

“Oh…well, I finished the exam, we can go record the song now, the studio is free.”

“Fine…” I say a little sad, getting up like a grandpa.

“빨리!!” (=hurry up) Zhou Mi nags.

“Yeah, yeah…” I say going towards him, while Qian laughs at us. “Well, noona…have a good day, see you later!” I add.

“She can come with us, Kyuhyun-ah…” Zhou Mi says.

“You could’ve politely asked her!” I say.

“I can’t come with you guys, my dancing club starts at 3PM and I have to go change and apply some BB Cream, I look like a ghost.” Qian says, cutely covering up her face.

“You look amazing!” I tell her.

Qian laughs cutely.

“Stunning.” Zhou Mi adds some salt to the pepper. (not sure if i got that expression right, pretend like i did.)

Qian nods, not impressed, and takes her bag.

“Well, I shall go. Call me once you’re done.”

“Wait, I don’t have your number…” I tell her.

Qian quickly takes out her phone and gives me her number while Zhou Mi watches us with a mad cat’s face.

And then we left.

 

NEXT DAY…

I am (again) walking towards the instrument room. I wasn’t actually going there, I was going to the library but a sound was coming from the instrument room so i felt like i had to check. (honestly i have no damn idea why)

I enter the room and see Qian, wearing a beautiful creme wool dress, trying to play piano.

“Kyuhyun-ah?” she says, turning around.

“Hey! What’s up..?” I awkwardly say.

“I was bored…is the song done?”

“Yeah, wanna hear it? I’ll play it on my phone.”

Qian cutely nods, as I sit right next to her and play ‘You and I’. While the song was playing, Qian kept cutely swinging her head, which made me laugh. She didn’t feel bad though, she laughed along.

After the song ended, Qian asked me…

“Where were you going earlier?”

“To the library.”

Qian looks at her bag.

“Let’s go there.” she says while grabbing my hand.

Omo noona…we’re holding hands…

Qian cutely drags me towards the library.

“Do they have wi-fi in the library?” she asks me, not letting go of my hand.

“I-I-I-I think they do.” I stumble, making Qian laugh.

“Are you nervous?” she asks me.

“I have an exam at 4PM…” I lie. I had it already.

“And why aren’t you studying?”

“I have.”

Qian nods, but still doesn’t let go of my hand, and then we enter the library.

“Where do you usually sit?” she asks me, still holding on to my hand.

I look around, and suddenly hear Eunhyuk and Donghae wispering stuff like “I knew it!”

“Back, there, where the action books are!” I lie. That’s like, the furthest table from Eunhyuk and Donghae.

And we sit down. I wonder…was Qian expecting me to pull her chair so she can sit? It’s not like i have no manners, i just didn’t know where she wanted to sit.

 

Then Qian takes out her tablet and opens it.

“Let’s see if there’s wi-fi…” Qian says cutely while turning it on and connecting to our university’s wi-fi once it appears.

“I found a good place to film the MV, and I wanted to show it to you.” she says, opening Opera (browser, also has android version)

“You use Opera?” I ask her.

“Yeah, I usually use Google Chrome but the android version isn’t free.”

“I see, i use it too.”

“Look.” Qian says, opening up pictures of a land of wheat.

“Perfect!” I say happily.

Qian claps her hands cutely.

 

A FEW DAYS LATER, AT SUNGMIN’S BAR, AFTER THE WINNER OF THE CONTAST WAS ANNOUNCED~

“I told you.” I say to Qian, making her laugh.

“Bitches love dances.” she says.

“Come on, we got 2nd place, it’s still something.” Zhou Mi says.

“But you guys still got in SM, right?” Sungmin hyung butts in.

“That’s right, I should be happy!” I say, finishing my 2nd glass of wine.

They all laugh.

“Let’s celebrate, then! By the way, the music video is all over the internet. You guys are trending on both Naver and Daum!” Sungmin hyung happily says.

“Well then…get us some champagne!” I tell him, half drunk.

Sungmin hyung brings us some of the most expensive champagne he has, and opens it us all excited like we were having a huge party, then pours it in glasses for all of us.

“I’m not drinking tonight.” Zhou Mi says, pushing his glass towards Sungmin hyung.

“Oooooh!!” hyung says. “Wèi shé ma??” (=why in chinese, I’m 100% sure i didn’t write it correctly though.)

“I already have a bruise from falling off my chair last week, i don’t want it to happen again.”

Hyung nods, not believing him 100%.

And there goes one glass, and another, and another, and another, and Qian’s lips…

WAIT

[ILUMTB] Part 1 – “Two sticks”

Writer’s POV

It’s a sunny day in Beverly Hills, CA, just like every damn day there. Amber and Krystal enter Beverly High holding hands (for the first time, i guess Amber lost a bet or something) and went to their lockers.

“I wasted 10 minutes on that math homework and still haven’t done any of it…I’m dead!!” Krystal says hitting her locker with her soft, sensitive hands. “Aww!! I should stop hitting my locker or i’ll freaking break my hand!!”

Amber shows no reaction at all, and keeps staring at her new iPhone 4s.

“Yeah, i know, it’s beautiful, you’ll soon get sick of it.” Krystal tells her, seeing that Amber gives her iPhone more attention than her.

“No, it’s not the phone…” she says with a weird soft voice. “Look!”

Krystal grabs her phone and sees a text from Henry.

“<<Yo Amber, thanks a lot for yesterday! I’ll buy you lunch today!>>” Krystal reads with an annoyed voice.

Amber shows such a big grin that it might break her face.

“YOU.” Krystal says angry.

“What? He’ll buy me lunch! How sweet is that?” Amber says, grabbing onto Krystal.

“Sweet? You’ve been confused with a boy 17267152 times and yet you like sweet things?!”

Amber pouts.

“You must like him.”

“I…i…Soojung-ah…” Amber says blushing.

“Don’t call me that.” Krystall says a little upset. “No one can lie to me, I’m sure you two are crazy for each other.”

“But-but….Soojungie…”

“Stop it! You know no one here knows my real name!”

“But i like it…Soojung..Soojung…Soojuuung!!” Amber says loudly.

Everyone stops and stares at them.

“It’s okay people, keep walking like nothing happened.” Krystal says, and everyone does so.

“Wow.”

“Anyways…so, we’ll have to sit with Henry at lunch?”

“Yup, that’s right.”

“But his friend…” Krystal says crossing her hands.

“Zhou Mi? He’s tall, handsome…what else could you ask for?” Amber says giggling.

“He’s more feminine than me.”

“No, he’s not. He just likes shopping a lot and drags Henry with him to the Groove every weekend…”

“And what did I say?!”

“Oh, come on, just be nice..” Amber says closing her locker.

“You didn’t take out your books.”

Amber opens it quickly and takes out 2 math books.

“Ok now, Krystal. Your dream is to become an actress.”

“Yes…”

“You should pracice your acting today! Act like you like Zhou Mi.”

Krystal makes an “ew” face.

“How did they become friends anyway? They’re opposites of each other…”

“So are we.” Amber says #likeaboss.

“Fair enough.”

 

-AT LUNCH….

Amber and Krystal enter the cafeteria and Amber drags her straight to Henry.

“Hi! What would you like to eat?” Henry asks Amber.

“A cheesebuger would be good.”

“I like cheeseburgers too! I shall get two.”

“I want a chicken salad.” Krystal says determined, towards Henry.

“Buy your own!” he says.

Krystal pouts.

“I’ll get you one! I like chicken salads too.” Zhou Mi says, appearing out of no where.

“That explains a lot.” Krystal says looking at Zhou Mi’s thing legs.

He is wearing some black skinny jeans that make his legs look like two sticks and a simple blue t-shirt that shows his gorgeous arm muscles.

“Here you go!” Henry says while gently putting Amber’s burger on her tray.

“Thanks!”

“No, I thank you! You saved my life!”

The two of them go towards a table and Krystal and Zhou Mi follow them after getting their salads.

“That wasn’t my car, it was my dad’s…he would’ve gone insane if he saw his beloved car with a flat tire.”

Amber laughs cutely and takes a bite of her burger.

“Oh wow, I saved a life.” she says with her mouth full.

Krystal kicks her from under the table.

“Oww! That hurt!”

Krystal sighs and moves onto Zhou Mi.

“Blue looks good on you.”

“Thanks, i was thinking that too when I bought it…”

Krystal smiles, making Henry and Amber looking weirdly at them.

“Want to go shopping some time?”

“It’s love to! It’s saturday okay?”

“Give me your number and we’ll see.” Krystal says passing him a small piece of paper and a pen.

Zhou Mi obediently writes his number and gives it to Krystal. Amber and Henry look at each other and laugh.

“Attention students! Today’s last basketball semi finale game is moved earlier, at 5PM!”

“WHAT?!” Henry says after spitting his drink.

“Team members must show up on the field at 3:30PM!”

“I have a math test at 3PM…” Henry says.

Amber and Krystal look at each other.

“You guys made it to the semi final?” Krystal asks.

“Yeah, next week’s the final, we’re hoping we will win today’s game and then win the finale…”

Krystal moves her eyes onto Zhou Mi.

“Weren’t you in the team too?”

“I am!”

Tall, skinny but still a little muscly, I don’t know, Krystal…

“He’s the water boy!” Henry says laughing.

Zhou Mi kicks him under the table.

“That didn’t hurt.” Henry says making both of us laugh.

 

-AT THE GAME…

Amber and Krystal sit next to Zhou Mi, in the first row, and start looking for Henry.

“Hey guys!!” he says running towards them. “Thanks for coming!”

“We were going anyway…” Krystal says.

“We came to cheer for you!” Amber says smiling at him, making him smile back.

“You’re not a cheerleader.” Krystal says crossing her arms.

“That doesn’t mean i can’t cheer for him! I really hope they win.”

Krystal is getting a little mad…so she moves onto Zhou Mi, once again.

“He could be her boyfriend.” Henry says laughing.

“Or girlfriend.” Amber says making him laugh harder.

Henry hi5s Amber and goes on to the field, while Amber stares at him. He turns back and waves, and she waves back, making the “fighting!” sign.

Krystal looks weirdly at her.

“What?”

“Do you like him?” Zhou Mi asks Amber.

She hesitates.

“I knew it.” they both say, crossing their legs.

“Should I get some drinks?” Amber says getting up.

“No, the game’s starting.” Krystal says dragging her back.

For pretty much the entire game, Amber screamed her lungs out for Henry’s team, especially every single time they scored.

There were 30 seconds left, the ball was in Henry’s hands, and if he scored, his team would’ve won. If he didn’t, his team would lose.

Guess what?

“Come on Henry, you can do it, bro!” Amber says loudly, making Henry turn back and smile at her, and then making a thumbs up.

Aaand….scoreeee!!

“Hell YEAHHHHH!!!!” Amber says standing up and jumping like a 3 year old.

Henry quicly runs to her and hugs her tightly.


[Go Away] Chapter 5 “Qian is awesome”

“Kyuhyun-shii…we’ll do it together, right?” Zhou Mi asks me.

Damn you, I wanted to ask Qian!

“You can make pairs of three! That would be better” the teacher says.

“We should do it with Qian!” he says all excited.

“Perfect! She can appear in the music video while we do the rest.”

“What? You don’t want?”

Your korean, damn it.

“Of course I want! Are you crazy? I don’t mind her appearing in the music video at all!”

“Alrighty then. Let’s pick a concept.”

“Let’s do a ballad.”

“Not bad, but we’ll lose.”

“So what? At least I….I mean we get to work together with Qian!”

“That’s right. A ballad then.”

After a few moments of quietness…

“You’ll write the lyrics, right?” I ask Zhou Mi.

“Yeah, but then you have to compose it.”

“Fuck. I suck at composing. Can’t i just sing it?”

“Well I suck at composing too!”

QIAN!” we say at the same time.

 

LATER~(at Qian’s dancing club)

“So are you guys in that UCC contest?” Qian asks us.

“Yeah, we’re doing it together. Why?” Zhou Mi answers for me. (ugh)

“Don’t you want to participate too?” I ask her.

“I suck at singing. Besides, Hangeng is in SMent.”

“You don’t have to sing!” I say blocking Zhou Mi from mentioning Hangeng.

Qian hesitates.

“Then what do I have to do?”

“Dance!” i say.

Qian shows us the prettiest smile in the world.

“Do you guys really want me to ruin it?” she says laughing.

“YOU WON’T RUIN IT!” we insist.

Qian is doing aegyo omg.

“Well then…what do we do?”

 

-At café~

“So: there’s a studio we can use to compose it and then record it. Then we can pick a place or a set and make the music video.” I say.

“Wow, you’re so good at these! Have you done this before?” Qian asks me.

Zhou Mi gives me angry looks.

“We’ll start tomorrow.” I say.

“I have an exam tomorrow.” Qian says worried.

“Okay. The day after tomorrow then”

“That’s when I have an exam…” Zhou Mi says.

“Alright, then the day after the day after tomorrow!” I say getting mad. “Wait. That’s when I have an exam!”

Zhou Mi and Qian laugh.

“Fine. We’ll have to divide. Hmm…we should go by this order: composing, lyrics, recording and lastly, the music video.”

“Then what? Oh, and neither of us can compose.” Zhou Mi says.

“You can try…” Qian says. “I’m sure you’ll do well, just try, Zhou Mi jie!”

I hate you both.

“Then I’ll sing the whole song. How’s that?”

Zhou Mi gives me a bad look.

“Right, that’s very fair.” he says pissed off.

Qian looks at us like we’re two bombs about to explode.

“What? You’ll compose and write it, I’ll sing it and Qian will look amazing in the music video!” I say.

“Guys…” Qian says softly.

“Okay, look. We’ll sing it together. I’ll compose it and you’ll write the lyrics.” I say.

“Okay, what about Qian?”

“She can dance in the music video.”

“Well then the lyrics must fit for a dance video…”

“You mean the song?” I say.

“Yeah, whatever. We wanted to do a ballad, but it won’t go well with dancing…” Zhou Mi says.

“Let’s just make the song and we’ll see!” I say taking a bite from my cupcake.

“That’s right. Kyuhyun-shii…can you play any instruments?” Qian asks me.

“I can play piano…”

“Then you can compose it.”

Me and Zhou Mi look at each other.

“Okay!” we both say.

 

NEXT DAY…

I am walking slowly towards the instrument room with an empty brain, hoping to compose something good, when…

“KYUHYUN-shii!!” Zhou Mi scares me.

“Oh! You scared me damn you!” I say turning around towards him.

“I wrote the song!”

“ALREADY?!”

“Well, yeah…”

I take his papers and look for the song.

“Is this it?” I say pointing to a song called You and I.

“Yup!” he says all excited.

I quickly scan the song.

“Let’s go to the instrument room!” I say dragging him with me.

The instrument room is empty. I drag Zhou Mi towards the piano, sit down with him while he puts the lyrics on front of me.

“Wait. It’s only the text…” I say.

“I was going to tell you about that!”

“How do we-”

“Let me explain you how it should go: do roo do do, do roo do do…”

“Like this?” I say playing the piano with tat rythm.

“Majayo!” (=exactly)

“Let’s divide the parts and try singing it then.”

“Alright!”

 

NEXT DAY (once again…)

I walk into the cafeteria where i am supposed to meet Qian and as I see her I quickly run to her.

“Kyuhyun-shii!” Qian says excitedly.

“Qian noona! How are you? Did you do well on yesterday’s exam?”

“I did well. I think…” she says laughing.

“We finished the song!” I say taking off my coat, putting it on the chair next to Qian and sitting down.

“Already?!”

“Yeah…Zhou Mi wrote it quickly and we composed it together.”

“So you recorded it already?”

“No, we’re planning to do that today.”

I look at her and realize that I forgot to order a coffee and stand up.

“You’re getting coffee?” Qian asks me.

“Yup.” I answer.

“Get one for Zhou Mi, he’ll get here soon”

“How do you know?” I say a little jelly.

“He just texted me.”

They exchanged phone numbers?! Zhou Mi!!!

“Alright, what should I get him?”

“Aren’t you his best friend? You should know.” she says raising her eyebrow.

Qian noona, i can’t give you a bad look.

“He doesn’t really like coffee…” I say.

“Right! I was just testing you.”

I smile, she smiles back and I go. Is it just me or did that sound like a song’s lyrics?

After I get my coffee, I get back to Qian who took out a tablet.

“What tablet is that?” I ask her.

“It’s Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1, I got it for Christmas.”

“It’s pretty!” I say.

“I know!” she says smiling.

Is she expecting me to call her pretty?

“A wild ZHOU MI appears!” Zhou Mi says appearing out of no where. “Zhou Mi uses BROWNIES!” he adds, walking towards us.

“It’s super effective!” Qian says stealing a brownie from him.

I take one as I put the plate on the table so he can sit down.

“Did you make these?” Qian asks him.

“No…I got them from someone.”

“Who?” I ask him raising my eyebrow like Qian did earlier.

“Donghae and Eunhyuk.”

“Who?” I repeat.

“They’re students here, they share the room next to me and gave me some of the bownies they made.”

“They made brownies together?!” Qian says.

“Are they gay?” I say.

“No, they’re childhood friends. Very very close.”

“To each other.” I finish for him.

“Yeah.”

“So the song is done…” Qian says while writing something on her tablet.

“It’s not recorded!” Zhou Mi says.

“YET.” I say. “At 2PM today until 5PM the studio is ours.”

“Perfect! Then…the music video…”

“I’m looking for sets!” Qian says.

“Noona, you should hear the song first.”

“Oh, alright.”

 

LATER, IN THE INSTRUMENT ROOM~

Me and Qian enter the instrument room and see two guys running around the intruments. We stop and give them weird stares.

“Victoria-shii!” one of them (with dark red hair) says.

“Hyukjae-ah…what are you two doing?”

Who?

“We were playing around.” he says laughing.

Hyukjae’s gums show up when he smiles/laughs.

“He made fun of my song!” the other guy says.

Qian laughs cutely.

“Is he your boyfriend?” Hyukjae asks her while pointing at me.

Qian starts laughing and rests her arm on my shoulder.

[Go Away] Chapter 4 – “Qian’s memory sucks.”

“This is the 17th time you wake me up!” I say to myself while my phone is ringing.

I take it and look at it. It’s of course, Zhou Mi. I look at it trying to decide if I should answer or not, but he ends up ending the call.

What do you think I did afterwards?

I threw it on my bed and went back to sleep.

Then BAM! someone bursts into my room.

“Kyuhyun-shii! It’s 12:30, you’re going to be late for our art class!” Zhou Mi screams at me.

“Ahra-noona, I told you already I want milk with those cereals…how else are you expecting me to eat them??” I say pretending to be asleep. (Ahra is my older sister for those who don’t know)

“You’re talking in your sleep again!” Zhou Mi screams while pointing at me.

“What? Do you mean I’ve done this before? I say suddenly bursting out of bed.

“You always do it! I can hear you from my room!”

“But you sleepwalk.”

“So that’s why I woke up in Qian’s room…”


“Qian’s WHAT?!”

“Joke! Just wanted to test you.”

Zhou Mi, your Korean…ah, screw it.

“Anyway, I’ll wait for you here, now go get ready.”

“Tsk. Fine…” I say getting up.

“Is it weird that i remember nothing from last night?” Zhou Mi asks me.

“You were drunk, Zhou Mi-shii.” I say trying to hide.

Damn, i barely remember anything too. I remember being close to Qian’s face, but nothing else…WAIT A SECOND!…

“I had a weird dream last night!” he said while I was getting dressep up.

“What?”

“That you and Qian KISSED.”


What?

“Kyuhyun-shii?” he says because of my weird reaction.

And I burst into laughter.

“I know right? Kiss?” Zhou Mi says laughing with me.

Oh no, what did we do last night? Did we really kiss? How do i find out though, i can’t just ask her…

“Wait, Zhou Mi-shii…who brought us back here then?”

We both hesitated.

“Sungmin hyung?” I said.

“That’s right! Thank God…”

“Zhou Mi-shii, you’re an Atheist.”

“Well you say <<Thank God>> very often, now you passed that to me!”

“Fine…”

I finish getting ready and we go to art class together. We enter the class, sit together, and once the teacher comes in, we start the class.

“Yah, Qian said she’ll move to our class!” I say to Zhou Mi, seeing that Victoria is not here.

“Maybe she forgot.”

“Or maybe we forgot to wake her up!”

Zhou Mi blcks.

“You’re right, damn it.”

Weird, he never curses, I do instead.

“Eottohke?” Zhou Mi says worried.(어떻게=what should we do?)

“Let’s just let her sleep.”

“Alright, but I’ll blame you!”

“Do you even know where her room is?” I say crossing my arms.

BTW, we weren’t paying attention to the class at all.

“Damn you, Kyuhyun-shii.”

Wow, Zhou Mi is actually mad.

“Kyuhyun-shii, what did I say just now?” the teacher asks me.

Oh crap.

“You just called my name.”

The whole class bursts in laughter except the teacher. But, eventually, he starts laughing as well.

“Witty as always. That’s why you’re my favorite student, Kyuhyun-shii. But please, pay attention to my class. Is there something more important than my class?”

“Well, my friend who’s missing this class is probably sleeping now, we were just trying to figure out what to do…” Zhou Mi says.

His friend?!

“Just let him or her sleep then!”

“TOLD YOU!” I say to him, making the whole class laugh.

Me and Zhou Mi had lunch after the art class at the main cafeteria, hoping to see Qian.

But nothing.

“Ah, come on Kyuhyun-shii, just go! Ask her why!”


“I don’t know where her room is!”

“Ah, fine, I’ll find her.”

“I’ll go with you!” I say all determined.

“Our next class is at 3PM, we can go after lunch!”

“Alright.” I say slurping my bubble tea.

Once we finished lunch, we went to the information center of our dear Seoul University to ask for Qian.

“Can you tell us where’s Song Qian’s room?” Zhou Mi asks worried.

“You mean Victoria Song?”

“Yeah, whatever, just tell us.”

“I can’t.”


Person with “Kim Ryeowook” name tag from information center say what?!

“We can’t provide such information to strangers.”

“We study here.”

“Oh, why didn’t you say so in the first place?”

We both give him bad looks.

“Okay, I’ll look her up. Victoria Song…” he says looking on a computer.

We both get close to him.

“Room 346, at the third floor of the dorm.”

“That’s right next to mine!” Zhou Mi says.

Damn you. (oh, and Zhou Mi IS older than me but I never call him hyung)

We quickly go up the stairs and once we get to her room we knock on the door.

“Who is it?” Qian said.

“Kyuhyun and I.” Zhou Mi says with a sudden thinner voice.

“Oh, wait a second!” Qian says.

After a few seconds and some weird sounds, Qian finally opens the door.

“Hi! I was practicing, that’s why it took a while.”

“It’s alright.” Zhou Mi says sweetly.

“I left you a note last night. Did you see it?” Qian asks him.


Wait a second…what?!

“I did. Your writing hasn’t changed.” he says making her shy.

Good. I didn’t write my name on it and I was afraid you wouldn’t recognize my writing…you fell asleep last night and Sungmin oppa (=older boy) took all of us home.”

“Is that why I have a bruise on my forehead?” he asks.

“You fell off your chair, Zhou Mi-shii.” I say.


“Okay..well then what did you two do?”

Fuck.

Me and Qian look at each other.

“Talked about wine with Sungmin oppa” Qian says like she was sure about it.

How did she-

Wait, I get it.

“Why didn’t you come to art class?”

“I did.”

“We didn’t see you!” we both said.

“That’s because I haven’t changed classes yet, I’ll be joining you guys tomorrow.”

Damn, I thought she slept during that class.

“Well, I have music class at 3PM, they moved me to another place.” Qian says scraching her head.

“We have music class at 3PM too!”

“Great! Well then see you there, I’ll go take a shower and have lunch”

“Okay!” we both say leaving with joy.

Then we both went to our own rooms (Zhou Mi told me he had something to do). As I got into mine, I called Sungmin hyung.

“Hyung! What actually happened last night after Zhou Mi fell?”

“Are you sure you want to know?’”

Hyung, why are you asking me this? This is not good…

“Say it all, hyung”

“Fine. Did Zhou Mi tell you that he dreamed you and Victoria noona (older girl/woman) kissing?”

“Yes.”

“Well, he wasn’t dreaming…”


“You and Victoria were staring at each other and kissed…Zhou Mi had one eye open and saw you and asked me what were you doing, so i told him he’s having a dream…”

At least Zhou Mi doesn’t know.

“And how come Qian doesn’t know either?”

“You all were drunk, after you kissed you talked for about 1 hour and then I took you guys home cause it was really late…I told Victoria noona that we enjoyed talking about wine with her…”

“Hyung, thank you. Thank you soo much! I owe you!”

“It’s okay, that’s what friends are for. Oh, and if you really like Victoria, ask her out. But make sure Zhou Mi stays home.” he says laughing.

“I love you!”

“Love you too!”

And that was our call.

LATER, AT MUSIC CLASS.

“I have something to announce.” the teacher said, making the whole class become silent.

“What is it?” everyone wispers.

“It’s a UCC contest. Well, a little more than that, but it’s made by SMent and the winning team gets to become a SM trainee.”

Sounds perfect. Remember when I said that I knew that my day will come? It’s here. Well, almost.

“Form teams of how many you want, make a song – and that includes both writing and composing – and make a music video. You get all the needed equipment.”

I already have a brilliant idea.

“Sign up after this class, and pick your teams now.” the teacher adds.

Qian.

“Kyuhyun-shii! We’ll do it together, right?” Zhou mi says.

[Go Away] Chapter 3 – “Funny Qian is funny”

“Are you single?” Zhou Mi asks Qian.

“No.” Qian answers.


Me and Zhou Mi both block.

“I’m plural” she adds.


Victoria, you’re such a tease. But still, I almost had a heart attack.

 

“You two look so good tonight!”

“Not as good as you!” we say at the same time, giving each other bad looks afterwards.

“No but seriously you guys, I’m single.”

Oh.

“What happened with Hangeng ge then?” Zhou Mi asks her. (ge-older brother, like hyung in Korean)

Hangeng? What’s that? Some city in China?

“Hangeng got into SMent and left me…”

“Did he use you to get here?” I asked her.

“He did…”


Me and Zhou Mi look at each other.

“That’s so much like Skip Beat.” I say to myself.

“They copied the story of my life!” Qian says laughing. Umm yeah, she heard me.

After that, we all remained quiet.

“Qian jie..try this!” Zhou Mi says passing her a piece of steak.

You…

“Try this too!” I say directly feeding her a piece of my chicken salad.

Zhou Mi gives me ugly looks again.

“Is there something wrong?” Qian asks us.

“NO!” we say with big grins on our faces, going back to ugly looks once Qian looks away.

When we were done eating, me and Zhou Mi payed the dinner half-half, and went out.

“Should we go home now?” Qian asks us.

Me and Zhou Mi look at each other.

“Yes.” “No!” we say at the same time. (I said yes and he said no)

“My friend Sungmin works at a bar near here, we can get free drinks!” I say all proud.


“Oh really? Let’s go then!” Qian says.

“Who’s Sungmin??” Zhou Mi asks me.

I ignore him and lead Qian towards the bar.

As we get in, Sungmin yells at me:

“Kyuhyun-ah!! It was about time!”

 

Qian laughs.

“Yeah…”

And we sit down near him.

“Who is the pretty woman with you? Oh, and hi there Zhou Mi-shii!” Sungmin says drinking a bit of his bubble tea.

“This is Victoria, she goes to Seoul University too.”

“Oh…” he says.


 

“Give us some of the best wine you have, i’m paying for it.” I tell him.

“Oh no you’re not!” he says. “I told you your drinks here will be free forever!”

“Alright, if you say so…” I say giggling.

Sungmin hyung fills out 3 glasses of red wine and puts then cutely in front of us.

“Thank you Sungmin-shii!” Qian says.


“You’re welcome!” Sungmin hyung says smiling cutely. “Zhou Mi-shii…why so quiet?”

“I’m usually like that!” he says.

“LIAR!” me and Qian say at the same time.

Sungmin laughs. “Cheers?” he says taking out another glass of wine and raising it up.

“Cheers!” we all say, and drink.

“God, this is so good, hyung!” I tell him.

“You asked for the best wine, I gave you the best wine!”


“Thank you Sungmin hyung!”

As we drank that amazing wine, Zhou Mi started getting sleepy. He never gets drunk, he gets sleepy instead.

“Is is hot in here or is it just me?”

And then…BAM! he’s on the floor, sleeping.

“OMO! Zhou Mi-shii!” Sungmin hyung says going to him.

Me and Qian don’t move an inch.

“Should I put him on that couch?” he asks us.

“Sure…”

Sungmin takes Zhou Mi and leaves the two of us alone.

“Do you come here often?” she asks me.

“This is the first time I came here.” I answer.

Qian laughs. We start looking deeply into each others eyes. Qian is indeed the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

We slowly get closer to each other. We both close our eyes, and without even realizing, our lips touch.

And then…

 

[Go Away] Chapter 2

“Qian jie?”

Okay, now they’re just staring at each other.

“You can hug now…” I say a little pissed off.

The two of them laugh and then hug. When Zhou Mi wanted to let go, Qian Victoria didn’t want to, and snuggled him. Great.

“I’m sorry, Zhou Mi jie” she says tearing up.

Okay, now you’re crying?! And wasn’t jie addressed to girls…?

“It’s okay Qian, I understand.” he says trying not to cry. “Well, Kyuhyun-shii, this is a little awkward so why don’t you come here and have a group hug?”

image

Hell yeah i want to hug Qian!

Okay!” I say getting up and hugging them, more towards Qian. Oh, now I keep calling her by her real name.

Zhou Mi grabs me more towards him, giving me the impression that he is a little jealous. We all let go and laugh, then me and Zhou Mi sit down.

“So are you guys interested in dancing?” Qian asks us.

“Yes.” “No!” the two of us say at the same time. (I said yes while Zhou Mi said no)

Qian laughs adorably.

“Well then I’ll have only Kyuhyun-shii” she says making me smile.

Zhou Mi laughs and says “Put me in too, I’ll get used to it…plus, Kyuhyun is lying”

Qian laughs harder.

“I’m sorry for asking, but how old are you, Kyuhyun-shii?”

“He’s 23.” “You can ask me anything” the two of us say at the same time.

Qian falls on her back laughing, making us laugh as well.

“Did you guys practice this?”

“No!” Zhou Mi says all jealous.

Zhou Mi, i think Qian likes me. You jelly??

“Can I call you Qian?” I ask her, getting mad looks from Zhou Mi.


“Sure!”

Zhou Mi is about to explode.

“Do you guys have any classes together? I want to have at least one class with the two of you.”

With the TWO OF YOU. Qian, you must be already in love with me. Well, I always thought It was love at first sight when I first met Qian.

“Art class, no. 12″ Zhou Mi says instead of me.

“I’ll move there then!” she says making both of us smile.

After talking, we watched Qian dance. I can not describe how much I loved it, and how weird was Zhou Mi’s smile.

When she was done dancing, she came up to us and said: “You guys are going to learn this dance”

Excuse me?

“Cool!” Zhou Mi says getting up.

“Yeah, cool!” I say getting up as well.

Kyuhyun-shii, you should take off that blazer before we start, it looks like that type of material that you can easily sweat in.” Qian says coming towards me and touching my blazer, trying to figure out its material.

Zhou Mi is giving us jealous looks while Qian is helping me take my blazer off.

“It’s so pretty though!” she says putting it carefully on a chair after looking at it.


“Well, he picked it with…” Zhou Mi tries to say but stops after I gave him an evil look.

And we started learning the dance.

Qian is really good at teaching dances…

“Okay, it’s 2PM, dance club is over!” Qian says to us.

“Good, now I go can straight to my room and shower” Zhou Mi says taking his bag.

“Kyuhyun-shii, are you free today? Qian asks me.

“Yes, i am!” I’m actually not, but I don’t have to attend today’s literature class.

“So am I” Zhou Mi says burning with jealousy.


No you’re not, Zhou Mi, that important assingment you had’s deadline is today.

Qian laughs cutely again.

“What do you both think about a dinner at Bong Hwa Jeon?” (restaurant in Seoul)

The two of us quickly look at each other.

“Perfect!” we say at the same time.

Oh wow, double date? (somehow…)

This will be weird…

Anyway, Qian told us to meet her there at 7 PM. I started getting ready at 6, when suddenly Zhou Mi entered my room already dressed up.

“What the hell are you doing?” he says.

“I’m getting ready…”

“NOW?! She must be so mad right now…”

Oh, Zhou Mi…you….

“Zhou Mi-shii, she told us to meet her at 7PM, there’s one more hour left!

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“Oh, really? Okay…can I stay with you then?”

“Okay, sit down where ever you want.”

Zhou Mi sits on my bed and then lounges on it.

“Your bed is really comfortable!”

“Zhou Mi-shii, all the beds here are the same!” I say turning around towards him. (I was in front of the mirror)

“But this one’s softer than mine! Do you sleep a lot on it?”

“……..”

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“Oh, you do…”

I laugh and turn back to the mirror. Wait; Zhou Mi and I are both wearing suits…perfect.

“I didn’t know you had that suit” he said.

“Umm, well…I found it in a box.”

Yeah, me and Zhou Mi are that close. We know what we have in each other’s closets.

After I finish getting ready, we go out together and take a taxi to the restaurant. When we got there, it wasn’t 7PM yet because we left way too early so Qian wasn’t there yet. Waiting for her together was really awkward.

Then she finally came…looking totally amazing, with a really really beautiful black dress on.


“Oh, did you guys wait a lot?”

“No!” we both say.

Not more than 15 minutes, but thanks for asking.

“Let’s go in!”

We sat down and ordered.

“Qian jie, sorry to ask, but I can’t help it…” Zhou Mi says.

What are you doing??

“It’s okay, ask if you want to.”

“Are you single?”

[Go Away] Chapter 1

It’s a sunny day here in Seoul University. The sunshine glows on the diamond–OH, FUCK THIS!

I suck at these things.

It’s Monday, January 9th, and it’s cold as hell. I was woken up rudely by Zhou Mi this morning, he called me at 8AM just to tell me that it was snowing outside.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Actually I didn’t answer and went back to sleep.

But couldn’t fall asleep again after noticing Victoria outside, dancing in the snow. I stared at her for not more than 30 minutes. She knows some kick-ass traditional chinese dances, OK??

I was moved to a new art class today and I’m hoping to meet Victoria! For the first time, I took a long shower and took care of my skin right after getting up just to look amazing for her. Then I picked my personal favorite blazer, picked out by myself when I went shopping with Zhou Mi a while ago, and went to class.

“Please be here, please be here, please, Victoria”…. I say to myself while entering the class.

“Kyuhyun-shii!! I can’t believe they moved you here!!”

Are you seriously kidding me?

“Come, sit here! You look great today!” Zhou Mi says like a fangirl.

I suck up all my disappointment and sit next to chinese seasoning.

“I knew you’d wear that one day!” he says pointing towards my blazer.

“Oh, yeah…” I say not looking at him.

“Are you okay, Kyuhyun-shii?”

“Yeah, I’m alright.” I lie still not looking at him.

And the teacher enters the class.

We were pretty quiet the whole class which was kinda weird, until the teacher left us to paint something. Once he went out, the whole class got noisy as hell.

So i decided to take advantage of that.

“Zhou Mi-shii…”

“Wae?” he says while figuring out some angles.

“Do you know Victoria?”

He suddenly stops.

“Why are you asking me that?”

“Curiosity.”

He stops and thinks and decides to tell me.

“She’s my childhood best friend. We were like brother and sister.”

“Family-zoned” I say to myself.

“Until we both moved out to go to college. Well, she got a boyfriend and ran away with him.”

“Boy-frie-frie-friend?” damn it.

“Yeah. You know that song, Good Person?” (It’s an older Korean song, which SuJu also sang for their 4th album)

“Of course I do! I sang that at my JYP audition which I failed.”

He laughs.

“My life went like its lyrics. I was the good person.”

Oh, that’s a little sad.

“But how do you know her?”

“She studies here…”

Zhou Mi drops his paint brush.

“Where can I see her? Have you ever talked to her? Is she still with that bastard?”

“I’ve been watching her only, I’ve never talked to her…”

He stops and thinks.

“Can you do me a favor?”

Oh no, Zhou Mi, you can’t ask me to help you build your family-zone with her back, she’s mine.

“What is it?”

“Can you talk to her? About simple stuff, of course, so that you won’t sound suspicious.”

“Sure! Does it matter when?”

“Of course not! Thank you, you’re the best!” he says kissing me on my cheek.

I usually hate him doing that, BUT. He wants me to talk to her. And since I already look great I shall do it after this class!

- AFTER ART CLASS~

I just saw her streching. It’s time to do it! Brace yourself, Kyuhyun…

“Hi!”

“Hi!” she says with the most beautiful smile in the world.

“How are you?”

“I’m getting ready for the dance club!I love your blazer!” she says pointing at it.

“Thank you! What dance club?”

“Oh, you haven’t heard of it? My friend started a dance club here and invited me as a choreographer. Would you like to join us?”

But I suck at dancing…

“I’d love to!”

Oh no, Kyuhyun, what the hell did you just get yourself into??

“It doesn’t matter if you’re good or not, don’t worry!”

I wonder if that “friend” is actually her boyfriend…

“Do you want to come now and watch us?”

“Sure!”

Should I do this or not? Oh, screw it, for the sake of our friendship…

“Can I bring a friend?”

“Sure! Oh! I should go…it starts at 1 PM!” she says running away.

Should I tell him about it or not…? Oh, screw it, I’ll just tell him.

“Kyuhyun-shii! Did you do it…?” Zhou Mi says coming from no where.

“Yeah…there’s a way we can meet up with her.”

He suddenly stops and thinks.

“What way?”

“She has a dance club and I decided to join and bring you with me!”

“But we both suck!”

“I know, but that’s not the point! You get to see her!!”

Oh, it’s almost 1PM.

“And it starts now, so kaja~” I say dragging him with me.

Once we got there and went in, Victoria wasn’t paying attention to us and just told us to sit down. Then she took some CDs and came to us.

Suddenly, she drops the CDs.

“Zho-zho-zho-Zhou Mi jie?”